ME... ME... LITTLE DENNY SHANE FROM FISHTOWN IS A WHO'S WHO IN AMERICA!
es indeedy fellow Bloggers, I finally hit the big-time... no, wait a minute... the BIG TIME. I have been selected by the following company to be placed in the upcoming issue of their book! Yes, me... little Denny from Fishtown! I can't wait to call all of my family back home!
Now, before you get all a goo-goo about knowing a life-size big whig... the letter says it is a free inclusion. That is true... they have left out the part that if I would like my very own printed book with real leather bookcovers and maybe gold-leaf page ends... well, who wouldn't come up with about $350.00 to get this honor in a book that no one will ever read?
You were recently appointed as a biographical candidate to represent your industry in the Madison Who's Who Among Executives and Professionals, and for inclusion into the upcoming 2007-2008 Honors Section of the registry.
We are pleased to inform you that on May 17th, your candidacy was approved. Your confirmation for inclusion will be effective within five business days, pending our receipt of the enclosed application.
The Office of the Managing Director appoints individuals based on a candidate's current position, and usually with information obtained from researched executive and professional listings. The director thinks you may make an interesting biographical subject, as individual achievement is what Madison Who's Who is all about. Upon final confirmation you will be listed among thousands of accomplished individuals in the Madison Who's Who Registry. There is no cost to be included.
We do require additional information to complete the selection process and kindly ask that you access this form on our website at:
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To ensure your biographical data is received in time, please complete the online form above as soon as possible. Our editorial deadline is quickly approaching.
Ok... I am now taking donations to put me in the book! Don't all crowd in at once! How much should I put to you down for? LOL