CONGRATS MR. SHANE, YOU ARE A GUINEA PIG
he VA hospital has selected me, out of thousands of vets, to see a test subject!!! That's right people... eat your hearts out. I am scheduled for my 3 month check-up at the hospital tomorrow... I think my normal doctor was a little upset when I wrote him a letter telling how he doesn't pay attention to me when I complain... oh, I also sent a copy of the head of the VA Hospital also...
The next knew I was transferred to a new doctor and my first appointment is tomorrow morning. Well, I never....
Well he doesn't know I am the head of the "My Anything But A Normal Life" world-conglomerate... Anyway, today I get a phone call from a doctor that is conducting a study and my name was picked!!! WOW! A winner Finally!
He told me that my name was picked as a person who has had: 1 heart attack, 6 strokes, high blood pressure, high cholesterol, diabetes, clinical depression and problems with memory at my age. Imagine that, of all the veterans that had all of those exact conditions, they picked me. LOL
I felt I won a car or the lottery. I had questions of course... Like does this study pay any money? "No" Well, that pretty wrapped of my questions. Then he tells me that they wanted to use me as a comparison person with people that have terminal cancer.
Err, huh? WHAT??????
I swear I never picked for normal things.
P.S. I let ya know on Monday. lol