I HAVE FOUND GOD .....AGAIN
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es children... Last night I once I have found God again, and even called out to Him. While walking into my office, once again I stubbed my toe... my little toe... smashing it into the desk. I called out loud, "God damn it!" And I even went further, and I begged God to smite the desk. Labels: Hollywood Insanity
And... don't laugh... if Paris told Babs Walters that she found God after spending 2 days in "prison", even I found Him again after stubbing my toe on the desk... again, and again, again, and yes... again... at least once a week stubbing my toe on this stupid desk.
Normally a prisoner discovers God after spending years in jail... death row inmates finally find religion someplace while walking that final 100 feet. Paris was set a record for finding God within 48 hours behind bars.
She even said she wanted to start a home similar to the Ronald McDonald Homes, only it is called "The Paris Hilton Home." Bang. bang, bang... <--- my head hitting my desk.
Cells in prison go for about $99 per night... Paris is living in luxury now as she moved in the hospital wing which goes for $1100.00 per night!
Now don't laugh... Paris is planning a book about her life behind bars... so young girls that who look up to her will avoid the hellish nightmare she has lived in the black jungle board!
I'm sorry guys, I am wasting more space on this story... but it this better than fiction. I never, never would believe it but I was alive to actually witness this mess..... and it's not over... and it's not over it... not by a long shot.
So come on... let's hear you really feel. Laugh!!
I CAN'T STAND IT ANY MORE!!
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s you know I have not been writing a blog article on the weekends. Instead I have been writing a blog article over on my other blog at Labels: Hollywood Insanity
This is by far the hardest thing I have ever done. During the past several days, I have had a lot of time to reflect and have already learned a bitter but important lesson from this experience.
As I have said before, I hope others will learn from my mistake. I have also had time to read the mail from my fans. I very much appreciate all of their good wishes and hope they will keep their letters coming.
I must also say that I was shocked to see all of the attention devoted to the amount of time I would spend in jail for what I had done by the media, public and city officials.
I would hope going forward that the public and the media will focus on more important things, like the men and women serving our country in Iraq, Afghanistan and other places around the world."
Now I know I have a few strokes behind me... and I realize I have a few screws lose and or missing up there....
BUT come on now... is there is ANYONE out there that truly believes that Paris thinks that? ... or even knows where Afghanistan is located?
[DISCLAIMER] The author of this Blog will not be held accountable for statements, implied or otherwise, contained in this article. He writes these under Stroke conditions.LIES ARE CROPPING UP ALREADY!
The following "news" article cropped on a blog that was to mimmick a CNN report. It is totally false.
COME ON DOWN... FOR THE LAST TIME
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ob Barker, came on down, the for the last time yesterday. The 83 year old MC bid the Price This Right goodbye after 35 years. The final show was taped. Labels: Hollywood Insanity
I remember, as a kid, watching Bob on Truth or Consequences 50 years ago and then eventually switching over to Price in 1972. Now I do admitting to watching the show often, but not to be a dye in the wool fanatic. As I gotten older I do admit losing interest to the show. C'est la vie.
And another show took a final bow, King of Queen. At nine seasons old, The King of Queens was TV's longest running sitcom. One of the main reasons I watched the show was Reah Remini. I just read that really surprised me... it had a laugh-track.
Wow... with these 2 block-busters now gone, there is only one show worth watching... The Simple Life, once it ummmm finished the hiatus it is on... for at the 23 day break.
And for a quick word from our sponsor...
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Now you may return to blogging.
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MY HEAD IS STILL SHAKING...
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o, No, No... I can't believe what I just read. Browsing throughout the world of news, in order to you the latest in headlines and gossip, my mouth dropped so open... It's still laying on the floor somewhere. Labels: Hollywood Insanity
Remember the TV show, Big Brother? I have to admit that the first year of the show had watching every week. I also have to admit, I also never watched it again after the first year.
Once again I was reminded why...
One of the housemates, Emma Cornell, one of the contestants... father had died while the girl was in the house.
Co-executive producer Kris Noble admitted he and the show's other producers were still discussing possible options with Emma's family.
But he said she would definitely be told off camera upon her eviction.
"We haven't worked it out yet – we don't have to right now because she has not been nominated this week," Noble said.
Big Brother will not televise the moment housemate Emma Cornell learns her father has died, producers have revealed.
WHAT????????
QUESTION: WHAT DOES PARIS HILTON AND
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wenty-Two Hundred other lucky females have in common? ANSWER: By midnight Tuesday-night they will all be sleeping together... kinda... Labels: Hollywood Insanity
Gone will be her diamond tiara, expensive clothings and the smug, stuckup kisser... Paris will able to add another title to her long list of titles: CONVICT
God, what I wouldn't do to be a fly on the wall of that jail cell. She'll dress like them (orange jumpsuit), and she'll eat like them (three meals a day). Paris will be housed in a so-called special-needs housing unit. (Hilton's special need is her celebrity.) The pod consists of 12 cells, combining to hold up to a 24 inmates.
Lights on at 6 a.m.
Breakfast, usually consisting of cold cereal, bread, orange juice, milk and a hard-boiled egg, from 6 a.m. to 7:30 a.m.
Lunch, usually consisting of a sandwich, an apple, cookies, veggies and a beverage, from 11 a.m. to 12:30 p.m.
Dinner, centered around spaghetti, pepper steak or perhaps macaroni and cheese, from 4 p.m. to 5:30 p.m.
Lights out at 10 p.m.
Next day, the same drill. Everyday Paris... for 23 days straight. How will she ever do it?
Inmates like Hilton take their meals inside their cells and can receive daily visits from their attorneys, and one visit a day from others on the weekend. Daily downtime lasts about an hour—precisely how long Hilton can spend outside her cell, and in the larger housing pod.
The Simple Life star will not have a TV, but she'll be near one. The housing unit has one wall-mounted set in the common area. She'll hear the "Simple Life" from only her cell.
Said sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore: "She can see it from her cell."
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